Hello Posse,
I hope you have had a wonderful week and have something to look forward to this weekend. Since the weather has finally turned nice here, we are cooking out on the weekends to give us something to look forward to and break us out of the routine we have fallen into. This weekend we are going to try making pizza on the grill. If it works out, Dianne will share our pics and recipes in the next Wednesday Whatever blog.
But as for today, it is National Space Day! Sit back and get ready for some top class "Dad Jokes" that promise to put a smile on your face, or at least a grin . . . okay, most are real groaners but you try finding hilarious kid friendly jokes every week, the struggle is real!
Enjoy!
Stephen
Q: What is a astronaut's favorite dessert? A: A Moon Pie!
Q: What’s a light-year? A: The same as a regular year, but with fewer calories.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? A: He was looking for Pluto.
Q: Why did the alien need a bigger apartment? A: He was outa space!
Q: How would the alien get her child to sleep?
A: She'd Rocket!
Q: Who was the most famous deer in outer space?
A: Buck Rogers!
Q. What to you use to build a house on the moon? A. Moon beams!
Q. How do you organize a space party? A. You planet!
There were three astronauts having dinner and all were bragging about their country's space program.
The first astronaut says, "We were the first in space!"
And the second astronaut replies, "Well, we were first on the moon! Beat that!"
So the third astronaut, says, "That's nothing! My crew and I are scheduled to go to the sun!"
The other two astronaut were shocked and asked, "How are you gonna do that?"
The third astronaut smiled and said, "Well, duh! We are gonna go at night!"
Einstein developed a theory about space, and about time too!
Q. Why didn't The Sun go to college?
A. Because it already had a million degrees!
Q. Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
A. It was Sirius.
And last but not least . . .
I was up all night wondering where The Sun had gone, but then it dawned on me . . .
For your Quarantine Boredom Buster I give you John Krasinski and Some Good News!
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