Hello, Posse!
It is National Beer Day and we will be celebrating tonight with a nice cold pint and pizza while we watch a movie or two. One of the things I love about where we live is there are some great breweries where you can try a lot of great craft beers.
While it's always important to drink responsibly, having a good quality brew once in a while can be a nice treat, especially on a hot day. I love the sampler tray you can get in some of the breweries. You get to try a lot of the flavors without having to buy and drink a full glass.
I have also found a brewery in the U.K. that I am planning to buy a gift pack from next Christmas. It seems like it's a must for every Star Wars fan, Original Storm Trooper Beer. (<--- click to go)
Some really love their packaging and the glassware is something I really feel like we need in our bar. I am already looking forward to trying a nice cold Storm Trooper Beer while I check out the printing of the final book in my Into the West Saga Serial. It is tentatively slated for a Christmas release. I have planned it this way for a special reason which I will share when things are ready to go.
Until that time, I want to leave you all with a smile and a laugh or two. Check out these great bar jokes!
Have a great weekend, posse.
Stephen
Two dragons walk into a bar.
The first one says, “Dang it's hot in here.”
His friend snaps back, “Just shut your mouth!”
The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
The screwdriver exclaims, “Wow, you have a drink named Phil?”
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.
Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
Comic Sans, Helvetica, and Times New Roman walk into a bar. The barkeep shouts, "Get out!. We don’t serve your type here!”
A five dollar bill walks into a bar
The bartender shouts, “Get out! This is a singles bar!”
An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and asks, “So, do I come here often?”
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When he's ready to leave, he asks, “Bartender, how much do I owe you?” The bartender replies, “For you, neutron, no charge.”
The barman says, “We don’t serve time travellers in here.”
A time-traveler walks into a bar.
E-flat walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”
And last but not least . . .
Two jumper cables walk into a bar. One of them says, “We’d like a couple of beers, please.” The bartender says, “OK, but don’t start anything.”
Best of Bubba J - Jeff Dunham
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