Friday Funnies: Gone to the Dogs!
- Stephen Burckhardt
- Feb 7, 2020
- 2 min read
Updated: Apr 6, 2020
Hello Posse!
We are coming up on the anniversary of when we adopted our rescue dog, Shaggy. In honor of one of the best days of my married life, I want to share a few jokes about dogs. If you ever have the chance to rescue a dog, I highly recommend it. If you can't rescue, consider fostering. You would be in good company.
Here is a very short list of celebrities who have rescue dogs (to find out more click here):
Selena Gomez
Jake Gyllenhaal
Ryan Reynolds
Jane Lynch
Jon Hamm
Emma Stone + Andrew Garfield
Kristen Bell
Orlando Bloom
Kaley Cuoco
George Clooney
Sandra Bullock
Amanda Seyfried
P.R. and I both want more dogs but I keep refusing to even look at any more while we are in this apartment. However, once we get a place with a yard in the next year or so . . . look out! We'll have our own pack in no time!
If you have been thinking about adding a new furry family member but are not sure where to start, check out Breed Advisor's webpage (<--- click here) for some helpful ways to make the right choices for you and your family.
Q: What kind of dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!
Q: What do you get when you cross a herding dog and a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q:What did the Dalmatian say after he ate all his food?
A: “That hit the spots!"
Q: Why are dogs like phones?
A: Because they both have collar ID!
Q: What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A: A cockerpoodledoo!
Q: Why aren't dogs good dancers?
A: Because they all have two left feet!
Q: Why was the dog sweating so much?
A: Because it was a hot dog!
Q: What dog breed LOVES living in the Big Apple?
A: A New Yorkie!
Q: To what kind of market should you NEVER take your dog?
A: A flea market!
Q: Why did the Dalmatian go to see his eye doctor?
A: Because he kept seeing spots!
Q: What breed of dog is the quietest?
A: Hush puppies!
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