Hello Posse!
I hope everyone had a fantastic week and are looking forward to an even better weekend. I have a lot of things going on today so I will get right to it.
Today is National Hot Chocolate Day and if you visit my Facebook page you will find a video with four very tasty variations on this great winter treat. Even if you don't want to make a hot chocolate, the guy who does the video is pretty entertaining to watch regardless.
So mix yourself up a nice hot chocolate and check out these jokes. Just don't drink and laugh, hot chocolate coming out of your nose does not sound good!
Happy Friday!
Stephen
Cows:
Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose (lac-toes)!
A bull was talking to the herd.
"My grandfather was a great knight," he said. "His name was Sir Loin."
What do you call it when a cow watches another cow's every move?
A steak out!
How to count cows?
With a cowculator!
What do you call a cow with a nervous twitch?
Beef Jerky!
Horses:
What did the mother horse say to her foal?
Go to bed son, it's pasture bedtime!
What do you say to a cowboy who rides a tall pony?
Get off your high horse!
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
Because he was a little Hoarse!
Pigs:
What do you get if you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky pine!
What is a pig's favorite move in Karate?
A pork chop!
What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig?
Pulled pork!
Chickens:
Why couldn't the chicken find her egg?
Because she mislaid it!
What do EVIL chickens lay?
Devilled eggs!
Who tells the best farm jokes? (besides me of course)
Comedi-hens!
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