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Writer's pictureStephen Burckhardt

Friday Funnies: Cat-tastrophies!


Hello Posse,


I know this is a little late today. I won't lie, it's been a rough day to end a rough week. The day started out great. While I was stressing a bit, because I had an eye doctors appointment today and I have not been out in "public" since the whole pandemic started in March. But I got a video call from a friend before I had to leave for the appointment. He really had me laughing and made my day so much better.


When I did leave to go to the doctor's appointment, I felt a little anxiety but it wasn't enough really bother me. I haven't been avoiding going out into public, I just haven't needed to go out for anything until now. I was thrilled to see everyone was wearing masks wherever we had to be inside with other people. Even groups of pre-teens and teens running around on their own were being responsible, wearing masks and social distancing. It was reassuring to know that I live in such a considerate neighborhood.


When we got home, I was reminded what is going on with my friends back in Kansas. Today, is the funeral for the mother of one of my best friends who I have known for 40 years. It is also the candlelight prayer vigil for the 18 year old son of another friend. I have known the boy since he was about 4 or 5. He was out with his friends and was struck by a drunk driver. His family and friends are praying for his recovery. If you are the praying sort, it would be wonderful if you could add these two families to your prayer lists. A lot of people are hurting right now.


It is at times like these that I often try to find things to bring a little joy to people. I know things like this silly blog do not make a dent in the problems going on in the world today, but if it gives anyone even a moments break from the stresses of their day, it's completely worth it.


So it's good that today's blog is the Friday funnies and I am kind of forced to look for anything humorous at the moment. I had planned for a while to share cat jokes today and thought the Cat-tastrophies title seemed really appropriate at the moment.


So here are a few jokes and a cute cat video to help you get into your weekend with at least a smile. I hope you and your loved ones are all safe, happy, and healthy.


Enjoy!

Stephen



 

Q: What is a cat's favorite color?

A: Purrr-ple

 

Q.What do you get when you cross cat with a ball?

A. A fur ball.

 

Q: Why are cats so good at playing video games?

A: Because they always have nine lives!

 

Q: Why can't leopards ever win at hide and seek?

A: Because they are always spotted!

 

Q: Why do cats go to medical school?

A: To become first aid kits!

 

Q: Where did the first cat fly in an airplane?

A: At Kitty-hawk, of course!

 

Q.What do cat's like to read?

A. A Cat-alogue.

 

Q.What do get if you feed your cat lemons?

A. A sourpuss.

 

Q.What do you get when you cross a cat with St. Nicholas?

A. Santa-Claws!

 

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