Hello Posse!
I thought I would keep the bug theme going from Dianne's Wednesday Whatever blog. SO today we will have jokes focused on all the things that crawl, creep, and skittter. Plus some recipes in today's Quarantine Boredom Buster so after you laugh a the bugs, you can eat them too! This will be a great blog to share with the kids!
So now, on to the jokes! Enjoy!
Stephen
Q. When is a baseball player like a spider? A. When he catches a fly!
Q. Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance? A. Because it was a mothball.
Q. What do you call a fly without wings?
A. A walk.
Q. Why did the fly never land on the computer?
A. He was scared of the world wide web.
Q. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A. A spelling bee!
Q. What kind of place should you never take a dog?
A. To the Flea Market.
Q. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. What do you call a snail with no shell?
A. Homeless.
Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A. A humbug.
Q. What's an insect's favorite sport?
A. Cricket.
And last but not least . . .
Q. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.
Quarantine Boredom Buster
These bug snacks were just too cute to pass up. It can be difficult to get kids to eat healthy but these insect inspired snacks just might do the trick. Personally I think the apple snail with peanut butter, pretzels, and celery looks yummy! I might have to try that one myself!
For recipes, visit:
Bon Appétit!
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