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Writer's pictureStephen Burckhardt

Friday Funnies


Hello Posse,


Today is a short blog because I want to get back to writing on part four, Into the West: Most Wanted. I spent yesterday with my better half and out wonder dog, Shaggy. We had a lovely quite dinner at home and then chatted with my mom for a bit. We didn't get to catch up with dad but we are going to try to do that later today. We also sent a video to my older, little sister (she's older than me but about half a foot shorter) who had a birthday yesterday. It was a good day. I hope each and everyone of you had a fabulous holiday filled with family, friends, and good food! I hope the following jokes make you laugh today, or at the very least, put a smile on your face.


Have a great weekend!

Stephen


 

Why Did The Cowboy Take Hay To Bed?

To feed his nightmares.

 

What Sickness Did The Cowboy Get From Riding A Wild Horse?

Bronc-itis

 

Why did the outlaw always take a bath before a stickup?

Because he wanted to make a clean getaway!

 

Cowboy Rules

  1. Don’t squat with your spurs on.

  2. Don’t interfere with someone who ain’t bothering you none.

  3. Always drink upstream from the herd.

  4. Telling a man to “git” and making him do it are two very different endeavours.

  5. When you give a personal lesson being mean to a person or a critter, don’t be shocked when they learn it.

  6. If you’re riding ahead of the herd, look back once in a while and make sure it’s still there.

  7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

  8. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

  9. If you get to thinking you have influence over others, try giving someone else’s dog commands.

  10. Most important: never, ever, miss a good opportunity to shut your yap!

 

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